Houston, You Have a Problem

Dear Byron Houston ,

Its ya boy E, man if you get this, I just want to inform you of these new places have out there call Strip Clubs..See in some of them, if you pay enough you can gladly go into what they call the V.I.P. and "process your meat" quietly with a lovely female without the annoyance of cars, pedestrians and oh, i dunno ,the local law enforcement whizzing buy you own the highway.. Bruh its never cool to get caught giving yourself a penile massage especially out in the open..Atleast have some pride and keep ya shoes on...Where you trying to set the ambiance with undies down and shoes off in your whip ??? Bruh thats just nasty.. What if one of ya boys wanna borrow the whip one day and they sit in the aftermath of one of your excursions to the local apartment complex??

Thats not cool...Better yet, hows bout you just stay at the crizzurb and rub them out there..Evidently this isnt your first time getting caught from what I hear..From what I hear in 01 you got caught atop your Apartment Balcony masturbating, twice in 022 your caught in the whip touching yourself and in 03 you said youd go to treatment...

Man get this prob fixed..Cuz it can only get worse..

Byrons Sad Story