More Letters Intercepted to Yi from Various Stars
Evidently the moment Yi decided that he was going back to China, all of his email/blackberry got flooded with messages. Heres some of the classic ones I was able to intercept.
Sent Via Text
Yi,
Auidos ...Theres only room in Wisconsin For one Diva.
Signed
Brett Favre
Sent Via Email
Yi
What dont you like about Milwaukee
Signed
Cold Weather
Fat Chicks
and Packer Fans
Sent Via Blackberry
Yi ,
Your behavior is veeery unacceptable.
Signed
John Elway
Eli Manning
Kobe Bryant
and The Franchise
Sent at the Bar Last night..
Yi,
Come back, without you who's Brett gonna get the ball to??
Signed
Packer Fan..
Sent from the Duggout
Yi,
Good riddance. Now maybe people can notice us ..
Signed
Your Current NL Central Leading Milwaukee Brewers
Sent from a snackstand.
Yi,
You dont know what youre missing.
Signed
Brawts
Old Milwaukee Beer
and Pale Faced Snowbunnies who sleep with Millionaires...
Sent Via Text Message
Yi,
I heard they do cockfighting in China, is that true,
ifso can I come with you ??
Signed
Mike Vick
posted by smoothie @ 8:01 AM
2 Comments
2 Comments:
HAHAHA @ Mike Vick.
Hey, if you come across a shawty and three days later, you need to go see the doctor, I've got just the place you need to go.
Signed,
Ron Mexico
Hey, if you need some cream and clear, don't go to BALCO they are a bunch of snitches.
Love,
Marion Jones, Barry Bonds
P,
Here are some that made it to his spam box..
Yi,
Do they pay taxes in China?
If not, count me in..
Signed
W. Snipes
Yi,
Man I heard the little girls over there wear those cute little outfits..I like those..
Signed
Robert Kelly
Yi,
I would had sex with you had you stayed..
Yours
Paris Hilton
Yi,
They told me that I can come with you as long as I promise to never come back...
Signed
T.O.
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