Wednesday, July 18, 2007

More Letters Intercepted to Yi from Various Stars


Evidently the moment Yi decided that he was going back to China, all of his email/blackberry got flooded with messages. Heres some of the classic ones I was able to intercept.


Sent Via Text

Yi,


Auidos ...Theres only room in Wisconsin For one Diva.


Signed

Brett Favre


Sent Via Email


Yi

What dont you like about Milwaukee

Signed


Cold Weather

Fat Chicks

and Packer Fans


Sent Via Blackberry


Yi ,


Your behavior is veeery unacceptable.

Signed


John Elway

Eli Manning

Kobe Bryant

and The Franchise


Sent at the Bar Last night..


Yi,


Come back, without you who's Brett gonna get the ball to??


Signed

Packer Fan..


Sent from the Duggout


Yi,

Good riddance. Now maybe people can notice us ..


Signed

Your Current NL Central Leading Milwaukee Brewers


Sent from a snackstand.


Yi,


You dont know what youre missing.


Signed


Brawts

Old Milwaukee Beer

and Pale Faced Snowbunnies who sleep with Millionaires...


Sent Via Text Message


Yi,


I heard they do cockfighting in China, is that true,

ifso can I come with you ??

Signed

Mike Vick

2 Comments:

At 2:22 PM , Blogger P said...

HAHAHA @ Mike Vick.

Hey, if you come across a shawty and three days later, you need to go see the doctor, I've got just the place you need to go.

Signed,
Ron Mexico

Hey, if you need some cream and clear, don't go to BALCO they are a bunch of snitches.

Love,
Marion Jones, Barry Bonds

 
At 5:10 PM , Blogger smoothie said...

P,

Here are some that made it to his spam box..

Yi,

Do they pay taxes in China?
If not, count me in..
Signed
W. Snipes

Yi,

Man I heard the little girls over there wear those cute little outfits..I like those..

Signed

Robert Kelly


Yi,

I would had sex with you had you stayed..

Yours

Paris Hilton


Yi,

They told me that I can come with you as long as I promise to never come back...

Signed
T.O.

 

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