So Akon and R Kelly walk into A bar....

And in this bar, Akon orders a drink..He looks around the room to see if anyone notices him and alas the coast is clear...then all of a sudden the bartender walks over to akon and says "Sir, your drinks been paid for by the man at the end of the Bar"..Disturbed by this Akon grabs his Pina Colada and walks over to the man and says, "Thanks , to whom dom I owe the credit to????"

The man tips his brow, takes off his sunglasses and says, "No son it should be me thanking you." The look on Akon's face is now one of astonishment as the mans identity is revealed, and its none other then R Kelly....He says, "thanks to your new concert footage, I can finally get a little sleep at night...And oh yeah , for what its worth, I didnt know she was 15 homie.." And like that R. Kelly is gone....Akon finishes his Pina , reaches into his pocket to grab his in case of emergency J and lights it up..

Akon, The man with Many Wives

Despite the rumors that he may or may not be dating
a certain R&B star, Akon is a practicing Polygamist.
The Senegalese star who's currently featured on Snoop
Dogg's Hit singe I wanna #*ck You has said that its
no different then dating multiple women,its just now
hes married to them. Akon reportedly has 3 wives.

Well my friend, heres my take,
Being married is work, hard work, at that. To make it
with one woman when the divorce rate is at 50% is considered
good, but to do it with 3 well, you may have just created
a new man law.
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My Yearly Awards Continued..

Without Further Adieu, here's all of my Yearly Awards for 2008

Music
Female Artist of the Year
Beyonce
Hard to argue against her. Mary J and A Keyes were a verrry close second. As to was Kiesha Cole.

Male Artist of the Year
Justin Timberlake.
Yeah say what you want to about the guy, but this year he not only brought sexy back, but you saw him with 50, TI and everybody else. Akon, and T-pain are a respectul second and third.

Rapper Of The Year
Jay-Z
It was tough for me to go against Kanye and 50, but in the end I chose the guy who showed you that no matter what, a hot CD can come through anytime he wants to. Kanye wouldve got this award, but J was much more stronger in my opinion. 50 didnt wow me.

Song Of the Year
T-Pain feat Young Joc
Buy you a Drank
Its a pretty hot effin track. Number 2 Bartender T-pain feat Akon

Sports
Athlete of the Year
Roger Federer
Dude is the Michael Jordan of Tennis. 3 Grand Slam titles warrants that. Its like winning 3 Super Bowls. Oh and Good luck catching this guy on Clay. He can go into it blindfolded with one hand, and as long as its on a hard surface, he's crushing you.

Runner Up
LeBron James. He only took a no nothing Team to the NBA Finals. Take him off that team, and there a lottery picker.

Team of the Year
Florida Gators Basketball Team.
This team simply dominated every one they played in the March Madness classic. They had the ability to beat you from every asset. Speed, 3 pointers, defense and Downlow pressence.

Runner Up
2007 Boston Redsox. Down 3-1 to Cleveland they came back AGAIN, and won.

Salty Dog of the Year
Michael Vick.

Yes all he did was fight dogs. But in doing so he hurt his team by being suspended the entire year. His suspension lead to the coaches resignation, and the and the owner scrambling around to replace him with whoever. Vick though he probably got unjustly prosecuted, killed his team with this selfish act.

Runner Up
Any and everyone included on the Mitchell Report.


Television
TV actor of the Year Drama
Michael C.Hall Dexter
Im'a just say this, if you havent seen Dexter by now, then go TIVO, ON DEMAND, or whatever you have to do go watch this. He makes serial Killing seem ok.

Runner Up
Bill Paxton Big Love.
THIS SHOW gets no love b/c it comes on in the Summer against Sorprano's. Regardless of that he makes polygamy tolerable.

Female Actor of the Year
Emily Procter CSI Miami
She's very underrated in this Dept. The Mariska Hartigay award should go to her b/c on that show, outside of the lead detective, she's the most recognizable charater.

Runner Up
N/A...This is a very week list.

Comedy Male
Steve Carell The Office.
This guy steps his game up every year.

Runner UP
Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan 30 Rock

Comedy Female
Tina Fey 30 Rock
Its kinda unfair to give this award to her, b/c the entire cast should win it. Despite all that, she is the glue that makes the show work. Her witt and ability to make any situation in the show side splitting, has made this a must watch. If you ever get a chance catch the Halloween Party episode. Her best work.

Runner Up
Mary Louise Parker WEEDS.
If you count the U-Turn Drama and her kid thinking his very dead dad is alive, all in shes handling things quite nicely.

Comedy of the Year
30 Rock
Best cast out there. They make Team work fun.

Drama
The Wire
Ditto

Best Place I visited this Year
Uh...Vegas....People if youve never been there, what the hell is your excuse?? Gully has a name, and thy name is Las Vegas.

Well thats my condensed list for the year. Im sure some of you might disagree, and some of you might think im slice bread. All and all, I think the selections were more then fair.

Im Gettin Sick Of This Dude

I cant speak for everybody, and if its just me, thats cool, but Akon has found that rare nerve that only certain people can get to and is now tap dancing all over it.. Let me get this straight, you wanna show a bunch of Spring Breakers how tough you are by throwin a kid 50 pounds lees then you off the stage..Man sit you lil ass down bruh....Get at a big cat like that...Im told this kid evidently hit Akon with a stray piece of paper, or yelled an obscenity his way, either way, playing fan toss with a minor wont get you a hood pass from me cat...Hit up someone yo size, and then holla at me...E

Wanna Be startin Somethin MJ Akon Remix

Score one for the African Warrior as far as im concerend..Now all my new Rp readers, Im a HUGE Mike Jack fan. This track, is hot!

I Wander What Akon's Others Wive's Thought when They Saw This?

Not that I know anything about being a polygamist, but I'd imagine that Akons other 3 wives couldnt have been all to happy seeing him give Tara Reid A personal Crotch ride while singing Smack That..Im Just saying..

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Akon - Sorry Blame It On Me [Official Music Video]

Not exaclty ALL EYEZ on Me, but he is tryin..I guess..

BET Awards Recap

For fist time readers I rate most everything on a 10 point scale...1 = trash 10 =high quality
I just wanna say this before I start, Im of the opinion that BET has been on probably one of the worst declines in TV history..Shows Like Teen Summit, Comic View and Cousin Jeff's Chronicles are what made that channel, and now its not like they dont even exist..You dont have to compete with MTV, there programming isnt whats hot..Originality is..

Enough Soap Boxing..

Performance Rating

Jennifer Hudson and Holliday6
BET's heart was in the right place but I think something was wrong with the acoustics b/c throughout the night the performances sounded like this one..Hollow, and very echoey ( e-word)

Monique Overall 5
She's playin the same card a little to much..Im sorry, but the Beyonce thing this year wasnt near as a shocker it was 2 yrs ago..To steal a quote from Nick Cannon You gotta keep it fresh and not get stagnant..I wouldve have like to see BET play on her comedic abilities, but nope, they played the inspirational card and I think that IT ultimately set the tone for a very bland night.Next year Bring Ced, or Bernie...No more Monique


TI AND TIP 7
Performance was very energetic, and one of the only people who performed tonight I could actually understand. He humbled himself when accepting his award, and he showed that he is currently whats hot right now..The only problem I had with his performance was not enough crowd interaction..Maybe its from concerts when I was a kid, but I always thought that the more the artist connected with the crowd the better the performance...

Beyonce/Monique 5
..Beyonce should have song Irreplaceable..Its the Single womens, and tired wifey's anthem. Not to mention its pasrt of a signature of songs she specializes at. Period..Inviting Monique up on stage to sing/dance with you only made this worse...Outfit was ok, but I was looking for so much more from her.. Once again, I couldnt here much of Beyonce's performance, it sounded hollow as well...

Kelly Rowland/EVE 7
They actually didnt sound that bad, I wasnt blown away, but Kelly is a great dancer, and her and Eve connected really well on stage..

Levert/Gladys Knight/Yolanda Adams/Patti Labelle 9
Arguably one of the best performance of the night..What a tribute...I think Gerald was smiling in heaven at the end of there performances..


T-Pain 6
What the hell, 1 minute ..Maybe..Dont tease us like that.. Be glad you whats hot right now..

Robin Thicke 5
Another one who suffered from acoustic malfunction problems.He sounded bad..The only saving grace was him trying to dance..BTW, Has anyone ever seen him and Timberlake EVER in the same room at the same time..Serious Question..Those 2 look to much alike..

Diddy Kiesha Cole 6
Didnt blow me away, but they wern't near as bad as some others

Neyo and Fab 5
Another Acoustic disaster..Plus im not a big fan of this song



50 Cent 3
Probably the Worst Performance of The Night..I was not feeling him at all..You sing the hook , then for about a minute maybe 3 , the beat just roles as you walk the crowd looking as if youre trying to find G-Unit..Then after this you go back to your hook, rap A verse and thats it...Big props to Vitamin Water



Erykah/Stevie..8
You will NEVER hear about me badmouthing these two ever..Erykah was lookin great and sounding great, Stevie needs no mention..It was Stevie a usual..


Ciara 10..
Energy- Check, Crowd Hype -Check, Explosiveness and Dancing Double Check..This was the best of the night..It for those who watched will be the water cooler conversation..Part of me thinks she was looking at Beyonce at the end of the song when she walked away with the following thought in her head "I just wrecked it, and in time, i'll be taking your spot"



Public Enemy 6
They Tried, But Flav didnt do it for me..He's been overexposed, so to see him wrapping about fight the power doesn't seem right..


Awards

Best Actress
Jennifer Hudson No Complaints..


Best Actor
Forrest Whittaker eh.....I'll say this, Will has nothing to be ashamed about...But, he got jobbed at the Academies, and it seems as if he was a casualty here as well

Female Artist
Beyonce Again No Complaints


Male R&B Artist
NEYO...Akon got Jobbed here, but BET cant show solidarity to him..I think this is BS, because he's a fine singer, and you hear him all over the place..To bad to b/c he deserved to win

Breakthrough Artist
JenniferHudson..Corin Bailey Rae got jobbed here..I get the acting awards for J-Hud, but I haven't heard one radio song that could hold a note to Girl put your Record On..Update, I haventr heard one song b/c she doesnt have one..She even admits she doesnt have anything out and was surprised she won...Way to go BET....

Best Colab
Luda and Mary No Complaints

Best Hip Hop
TI No complaint, But I would have liked to seen Chamillionaire nomiated

Group
Gnarls Barkley No complaints

Video Of the Year
Beyonce Irreplaceable..Yeah this might win at the white peoples shows also

BET Choice Award
Lil Weezy..Shocker only b/c this dance crazed catch phrase era didnt pick DJ UNK..

Peepz, I dont want to come off as negative, but this wasnt a very good show at all..I would have liked to have seen Rhianna perform Umbrella, Beyonce sing Irreplaceable, T-Pain go through about a 5 minute set, and at the very least have Chris Brown do something..Now, the show ended with Al Sharpton..I kept waiting and waiting, and no mention of Genarlow...Black people, if this man still speaks for you, then I dont what to tell you at this point..

Back to the Show..Overall..5..My advice to BET, go with what works. Get Chris Tucker or the Wayan Brothers....Monique had her run..Hell, pull a rabbit out of your hat hunt down Dave Chappelle..But, peepz this was not repeat worthy. Oh yeah I almost forgot, those fan things were god awful...The only one even worth mentinoning was the lil kid dancing and rapping with his dad.

Whos The Most Hated Pool

So in this very slow part of the entertainment/sports world, me and a couple of very drunk motivated homies came up with a post that im sure everyone will get a kick out of.. Most Hated...To be hated nowadays doesnt require much work.. Barry Bonds is hated simply b/c he did what many others did in an era when everyone looked away. Beyonce is hated simply b.c of her fame. I personally feel Al Sharpton is a Race baiting soapboxer, and Steven A Smith to quote Jigga

Had a spark when he first started, but now he's just
garbage.

Heres How it works, Throughout the course of the next week orso, ill be running a tourney style bracket (Think College basketball) and widdling it all the way down to the most hated person in The Entertainment/Political/Sports /and Media World. Im going to have 4 brackets with 16 people in each and at the end, the most hated person will be profiled in full view for that following week...

The Four Regions Are As Follows :

The Barry Bonds Region (West Coast)
1. Barry Bonds (accused of cheating)
16 Arnold Schwarznegger (accused of being fake)

8. Michael Irvin (accused of stupid suits and off the wall comments)
9. Al Davis (accused of ruining a Once great Football Team)

5. Snoop (accused of Making West Coast to Commercial)
12 . The State Of Utah (accused of being Utah)

4. The Game(Accused of talking a good game but not backing it up)

13. Venus Williams (accused by white media for being lazy and fat)

6. E-40 (accused by East Coast Hip Hop of grand buffoonery and stupid stupid lingo)

11. Rasheed Wallace (Accused Entire West Coast of No hip hop talent and Trashy)

3. Kobe Bryant (accused of Cheating on wifey, w/whitey, Hatin on teammate & Fleeing )

14. Jim Rome (accused of coming off as a sarcastic Ass)

7. Keyshawn Johnson (accused of loving yourself to much)
10. OJ Simpson (accused of self race hate, guilt of rich, and daring to write a book that detailed if you did it)

2. Paris Hilton ( accused of guilt of rich , special prvi, no talent , and snake charming)
15 Matt Linehart (accused of hating on Texas and being far to metro for football )

The Al Sharpton Region ( East Coast)

1. Al Sharpton (accused of race baiting, self aggrandizing, soapboxing and failure to stfu)

16. Larry Brown (accused of hit and run coaching, getting teams good, and then demanding more money or leaving..)

8. Vivica Fox (accused of soapboxing and Hollier then thou syndrome)
9. Eli Manning (accused of being severely overrated)

5. Wayne Brady ( accused of not living up to potential/self race hate on BIG stage)
12 BET(Yes the Channel) (accused of forgetting what made you what you are now)

4. Jay-Z (accused of going to commercial and forgetting the roots of your gangsta
13 Fantasia (accused of blowing up literally when you made it. Mix in the salad)

6. Fox News Channel (accused of hating Black People and Democrats)

11. Randy Moss (accused of doggin it in Oakland)

3. P Diddy (accused of not signing any REAL talent since Big Left/ Commercialization of Hip Hop, shiny suits etc..
14 Nick Cannon ( Accused of bangin certified Dyme's despite physical evidence to justify why)

7. Alex Rodriguez (accused of lousy playoff play, and being to metro)

10 Lindsay Lohan (accused of not knowing right from wrong, and teetering into damaged goods)

2. Flavor Flav (Setting The Race Back, Banging Certified Dymes With no physical evidence to justify why, 3 to many baby mommas and Bringing New York to all of us)
15. Omarion (accused of not being original.)

The Beyonce Region (Dirty South )
1. Beyonce (accused of getting big and becoming hollier then thou)
16. Lil Flip (accused of setting Houston Rap Back )

8. Usher (accused of being conceded and hollier then thou)
9. Terrell Owens (accused of loving thy self and selling out teammates)

5. Reggie Bush (accused of stupidity Kim K and not Ciarra WTF) and being to metro)

12. Jessie Jackson (accused of not fighting real racial issues and race bating)

4. Pacman Jones (accused of pretending to be mother nature, and giving fellow ballers bad name)
13. Yao Ming (accused of soft big man play)

6. Jermaine Dupri (accused of banging Certified Dyme and Goddess even though theres no evidence to justify why..Accused of making South to commercial)

11. Jeb Bush (accused of getting W. in office)

3. Thurbert Baker (accused of keeping Genarlow Wilson in Jail)
14. Master P(accused of overall cornyness in a period when rap was at its most vulnerable.

7. Britney Spears (accused of not knowing who to marry, and not knowing how to maintain ones self)

10. D4L (accused of overall cornyness and one hit wander that put ghetto in the gutter)

2. Mike Vick (accused of running Octagon MMA IFL Dog fights. Accused of dirty penile activity)

15. Lil Bow Wow (Accused of rolling with J. Dupri)

Steven A. Smith Region (North)

1. Steven A. Smith (accused of not knowing when your 5 min. of fame are up..Yelling and bo-regarding ESPN..Part of the Debate era which ruined that station)

16. Ja Rule (accused of not knowing what to do with your talent

8. Stuart Scott (accused of bo-jangling and selling race down the river for ESPN..)
9. Allen Iverson (accused of bringing thug mentality to NBA..We talkin bout Practice)

5 Lil Kim (accused of looking like a Cabbage Patch Kid)

12. Mariah Carey (accused of hollier then thou syndrome and failure to date bruthas)

4. Nancy Grace (accused of overstepping boundaries at CNN )
13. Nelly (accused of commercializing hip hop )

6. Whitney Houston (accused of being a crackhead)

11. Foxxy Brown (accused of hollier then thou syndrome..pay me homage..WTF)

3. 50 Cent (accused of eating the Whole Cake and leaving G-unit Frosting on the box side.)
14. Nas (accused of 1up 1 down syndrome 1 HOT Cd will always be followed by eh...)

7. Akon (accused of being nigrish on stage )

10. R. Kelly(accused of sex with a minor, and openly admitting to pulling another mans gal)

2. Bill O' Reilly (accused of hate of all things hip hop. accused of having guest on his show just to yell at them. failure to let anyone get there point across)
15. Bruce Bowen (accused of being Dirtiest player in the NBA.. and Cheap moves that injure players )

The Winner Of The Barry Bond Region Will Face The winner of the Beyonce Region one one side, and the Winner of the Al Sharpton Region will face the winner of the Steven A. Smith Region on the other side..

In the end the winner of the two will face off in the final.. Winner gets dedication week on my board....All voting can be conducted via email or post.. I will have the winner posted on Monday.